Elenin, schmelenin. Nibiru, Ni-who-ru? Catastrophic pole shift? I got your pole shift for ya right here, asshole!

If You Build It @ UCBeast
Saturday 9/24 - 9 p.m.
with Victor Varnado, Brent Sullivan & more!

Hot Soup @ UCBeast
Sunday 9/25 - 9 p.m.
with Nick Vatterot, Michael Che & less!

Holy Mountain @ Northeast Kingdom (Brooklyn)
Monday 9/26 - 8:30 p.m.
with Murderfist, Annie Lederman & exactly that!

I Like You Too @ 11th Street Bar (East Village)
Monday 9/26 - 9 p.m.
with Andy Haynes, Kevin Barnett & the three of us repeating infinitely, forever!

And in October, survivors can look for me in the wreckage of Chicago and Atlanta:

Lincoln Lodge - Chicago, IL
Friday 10/7

Funny Farm - Roswell, GA (can we just call it Atlanta?)
10/21 - 10/23

JJ’s Bohemia - Chattanooga, TN
Tuesday 10/25